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To
room inspections
So
you've woken up on the morning of a room inspection with half
an hour to spare, a two-foot-deep layer of beer bottles on
the floor and the CO's car on its roof next to your bed.
Don't
panic; a bit of quick thinking can get you out of this mess
unscathed.
You
know what you need - you need a diversion - some kind of big,
inspection-ending diversion that'll keep the spotlight pointed
in the opposite direction long enough for you to return everything
to normal.
Now,
we all know mateship is the most important thing and you should
never forget that, but this is life and death and someone
has to take the fall - you're going to have to plant something
incriminating in your mate's room. When I say "something
incriminating" I don't mean a few jack kit items or some
minor contraband; I mean Osama bin Laden, or the RSM's daughter
maybe, if Mr bin Laden isn't close to hand.
You
know the kind of thing I'm talking about so use your imagination
and remember - your mate would do the same thing to you if
he were in a tight spot.
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Not
artful enough
You
may never sleep again
Hoodoo
Gurus Ampolgy