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Cheering up the troops

By LEUT Ian Lumsden

Washington Redskin Cheerleaders perform
for the coalition troops out front of
the Presidential Palace at Camp Victory,
Baghdad as part of their morale boosting
tour of the Middle East.

Washington Redskin Cheerleaders perform for the coalition troops out front of the Presidential Palace at Camp Victory, Baghdad as part of their morale boosting tour of the Middle East.

Photos: LEUT Ian Lumsden

Matt McNeil (far left) with members of 3RAR and cheerleaders Christie, Carly and
Erin. Photos: LEUT Ian Lumsden

LEUT Matt McNeil (far left) with members of 3RAR and cheerleaders Christie, Carly and Erin.

Photos: LEUT Ian Lumsden

High kicks and pom-poms aren’t your usual military fare, but for a group of Australian soldiers based at Camp Victory in Iraq the arrival of a US cheerleader squad was cause for cheering.

For the coalition forces this was a rare break from their round the clock working routine, that includes standing picket throughout the night.

Several hundred coalition and US troops attended the show that was performed at one of Saddam’s presidential palaces.

The Cheerleaders for the popular US football team the Washington Redskins are known as the “First Ladies of Football” and wrapped up a morale boosting tour of coalition bases in the Middle East.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Those magnificent men and their flying machines

SBLT ‘Jimmy’
Cameron at flying
stations.

SBLT ‘Jimmy’ Cameron at flying stations.

HMAS Bunbury (LCDR Andy Schroder) recently conducted flight trials of a very different nature.

The ship’s company were challenged to produce an aircraft, capable of launch from the FX of a Fremantle Class Patrol Boat. Thirty-six hours later, Bunbury altered onto flying course and first of class flight trials were conducted from the FX.

Some curious designs resulted that included a ‘slingshot’ launch, traditional rubber band driven propellers and a ‘control air’ pressured water device contrived by the Able Seamen.

While the Senior Sailors ‘contraption’ actually achieved powered flight, it was the Leading Hands that took the day with their ramp and slingshot powered craft that flew over fifty metres from th
e ship.

The flying machines were then recovered by Bunbury’s rescue Rhib astern.


Drive-Thru Fun

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Order in another language.
5. Laugh sadistically when they ask if you would like fries.
6. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are ‘just looking’ and drive on.
7. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don’t break your stare.
8. Pay for a large order in ten and five cent pieces.
9. Order a cup of water and two serviettes. That’s it.
10. Ask the cashier how they fit into the little box.
11. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the rubbish from your car in it.
12. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
13. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
14. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something you didn’t ask the price of.

 

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