"Say again, over" CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, email armynews@defencenews.gov.au (put "caption competition" in the subject line and include your name, rank, unit and location with your entry).

Keep entries under 25 words. Entries must include the sender's name, rank, unit and location.

LAST EDITION'S PHOTOGRAPH
And the winner is ...

“How’s a pig meant to get a feed with that sort of security for a bunch of bananas?”
Capt Cameron McCollum, HQ 1 Div

 

Army staff also liked:

“How ‘boaring’ is this! “
Bdr James McKay, 20 STA Regt

You’re not going to make a silk purse out of this sow’s ear.
Cpl Brad Erickson, 1 Armd Regt

I’ve seen the market now this little piggy is outta here – those diggers have been on rat packs too long
I.S. Dawe, WTSS Operator, Puckapunyal

Dikko By Bob Dikkenberg