"Say again, over" CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, email armynews@defencenews.gov.au (put "caption competition" in the subject line and include your name, rank, unit and location with your entry).

Keep entries under 25 words. Entries must include the sender's name, rank, unit and location.

LAST EDITION'S PHOTOGRAPH
And the winner is ...

“Then I dived like this and covered the puddle so CA didn’t get his feet wet.”
Sgt Eddie Brennan, 15 Tpt Sqn

 

Army staff also liked:

“Trip wire? What trip wire?”
Cpl Lou Trevena, 25/49RQR

“Are you sure that Greg Louganis started this way?”
Ken Bow, HQ TC-A

Strangely, the number of applicants for vasectomies have dropped off since the budget cuts ...
Maj Jeff Delado
Assistant Defence Adviser, New Zealand

Dikko By Bob Dikkenburg