Army - The Soldiers' Newspaper

Only Joking

"Say again, over"
CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption
to this picture, email armynews@defencenews.gov.au (put "caption competition" in the subject line and include your name, rank, unit and
location with your entry).

Keep entries under 25 words. Entries must include the sender's name, rank, unit and location. The winning entry will be published in the March 23 edition.

LAST EDITION'S PHOTOGRAPH

And the winner is ...

When the announcer incorrectly referred to them as soldiers, the drummers tried pointing with their sticks to indicate they were actually a Nasal Band.
Maj Trevor Davies, HQ 11 Bde

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