Army - The Soldiers' Newspaper

Only Joking

"say again over"
CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, email armynews@defencenews.gov.au (put "caption competition" in the subject line and include your name, rank, unit and location with your entry).

Keep entries under 25 words. Entries must include the sender's name, rank, unit and location. The winning entry will be published in the March 23 edition.

LAST EDITIONS PHOTOGRAPH

And the winner is ...

“Anaesthetics are for wimps. Now stop your whingeing while I chew this leg off.”
Ken Bow, JOPES, ETS Brand

Army newspaper staff also liked:

“My professional medical opinion is that your leg smells GREAT!!! Oh, and it might be broken too.”
Cpl Damian Lyons, CWO

“In an attempt to ease tensions with the Musourian Army, the ADF implemented a ‘kiss and make up’ initiative.”
Sig Aaron Wurm, ALTC

“What will the Aussies think of next. Attack medic’s.”
WO1 Reg Sanders, AQMA

“I’m sure that I said break not snake!”
Maj Graham Todkill, DJFHQ