Army - The Soldiers' Newspaper

Only Joking

"say again over"
CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, email armynews@defencenews.gov.au (put "caption competition" in the subject line and include your name, rank, unit and location with your entry).

Keep entries under 25 words. Entries must include the sender's name, rank, unit and location. The winning entry will be published in the October 6 edition.

LAST EDITIONS PHOTOGRAPH

And the winner is ...

The 1 Armd Regt and Educational Cell’s “Swap a job for a day” activity did not run as smoothly as planned.
Lt Bradley Latimer, Ed Cell RTC

Army newspaper staff also liked:

Sarge, can you please go over the lesson on parallel parking?
Lt Ivan Yau, HQ TTC

OK, the chock’s in place, you can jack her up now.
John Carley, EOTO P&EE

Are you sure there isn’t a better way to turn off the car alarm?
SCdt D. Peters, SUR

The Army’s new demolition derby team had yet to meet any real competition.
LCpl Mike Baylis, 8/7RVR

World weird web

Army gives you the tip for your online shopping needs.

strawberrynet.com

Perfume, skincare and make-up for a fraction of the Australian cost; with free delivery.

quickclick.com.au

Give you links to a plethora of online shops, mostly Australian-based.

dealsdirect.com.au

As seen on A Current Affair, there are some very reasonably priced items on this site. Everything from handheld TVs to little kid-sized jumping castles.