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Only Joking

"say again over""say again over"
CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, email armynews@defencenews.gov.au (put "caption competition" in the subject line and include your name, rank, unit and location with your entry).

Dikko

Keep entries under 25 words. Entries must include the sender's name, rank, unit and location. The winning entry will be published in the August 25 edition.

LAST EDITIONS PHOTOGRAPH
"say again over"

And the winner is ...

C'mon ... be the ball.
Sgt Gene Graham, JMCO Townsville

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All creatures great and small on parade

SCMA is currently conducting an audit of all approved Army mascots in order to update their records.

Sgt Tony Wilson, of SCMA, said some of the more unusual characters to come to light were LCpl Crock- Soult-Water and Spr Cerikey the Goanna, with one unit even seeking advice on how to obtain a rhinoceros as a mascot.

A lack of response to previous requests has led to a further call for information on our unique soldiers.

In addition, SCMA is also seeking information on current working animals such as detection dogs.

Should your unit have its own mascot or an animal that is dutifully employed, the following information is sought: registration number, rank, name, type of animal, position held (mascot or guard dog etc) and unit.

Information and inquiries can be directed to Sgt Tony Wilson at SCMA on 03) 5258 0676 or email scma.hire@defence.gov.au

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