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Only Joking

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CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, send your entry by e-mail to armynews@defencenews.gov.au (remember to send it sec: unclassified) with caption competition in the subject line.

Dikko

Keep entries under 25 words. Entries must include the sender's name, rank, unit and location. The winning entry will be published in the March April 21 edition.

LAST EDITIONS PHOTOGRAPH
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And the winner is ...

Jim leared the hard way not to use the Gregory’s out of the car when plotting his flight plan.
Spr Matt Dillon, 1CER

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Listening Post

Courage cleared

Sgt Courage, the 2 Cav Regt mascot who allegedly bit CA Lt-Gen Peter Leahy, leading to a severe reprimand and loss of rodents, has had all charges dismissed by Commander 1 Bde Brig John Cantwell.

In a letter addressed to the plucky sergeant, Brig Cantwell said he “reviewed the proceedings in relation to this charge and after obtaining legal advice, decided to quash the conviction and punishment.”

He said the prosecution tendered evidence that did not prove the prosecution case beyond reasonable doubt and that a hearsay statement “Sir, the CA said Sgt Courage did it” was not sufficient to support the prosecution case.

Brig Cantwell stated that “upon further legal advice” he considered employing a little practised ordinance reserved for such disputes.

The letter read: “I have been alerted to an interesting alternative method, drawn from old English law, by which the matter may be resolved by Trial by Battle within the Court of Chivalry and Honour. This would require you and Lt-Gen Leahy, or a champion you may select to fight on your behalf, to engage in mortal battle with sword or lance.”

Under the provision, CO 2 Cav Regt Lt-Col Roger Noble would have to wear scarlet robes and would act as judge, and both Sgt Courage and Lt-Gen Leahy would need to declare a solemn oath affirming they have not gained advantage through sorcery or witchcraft.

“I am greatly attracted to the idea of a Trial by Battle, and particularly by the prospect of your CO parading before the regiment clad entirely in scarlet robes,” Brig Cantwell wrote. “However, I am of the view that you (as a seasoned cavalry soldier) would enjoy a marked advantage with the sword and lance over Lt-Gen Leahy, and this would not allow a fair contest.”

He decided it was not appropriate that a new trial be held, either through Summary Proceedings or Trial by Battle within the Court of Chivalry and Honour, and while he applauded Sgt Courage’s application of the cavalry soldier’s “bias for action”, asked that he exercise greater discretion in the selection of targets in the future.

It's a fact

Nations with the smallest armies

Costa Rica none
Iceland none
Antigua and Barbuda 150 troops
Seychelles 450 troops
Barbados 601 troops
Luxembourg 768 troops
Gambia 800 troops
Bahamas 860 troops
Belize 1050 troops
Cape Verde 1100 troops

The oldest British regiments

Royal Militia of the Island of Jersey (1337): Now an engineering field squadron in the territorial army. The militia can be traced to the Ango-Saxon fyrd of the ninth century.

Honourable Artillery Company (1537): although formed in 1296, they received the Royal Charter in 1537. Their record of service to the Crown is not considered unbroken, as they fought on the side of the Roundheads during the English Civil War.

Royal Monmouthshire Royal Engineers (1539): Although founded two years after the Honourable Arillery Company, the RMonRE takes precedence due to its unbroken loyalty to the Crown.

The Buffs (1572): Formed from London’s urban militia to support the Protestants in Holland, where they remained until the outbreak of the Anglo-Dutch war in 1665, at which point they disbanded after refusing the oath of loyalty to the Dutch States General.

Connaught Rangers/Scots Brigade (1568-1922): Formed for Dutch service but took the 1665 oath of allegiance to the Dutch States General, declining to return home. They joined the British Army as the 94th Foot in 1794 after rebelling against taking orders in the Dutch language.

Extract from the book Essential Militaria, by Nicholas Hobbes, Atlantic books.

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