LAST EDITIONS PHOTOGRAPH

And the winner is ...

Macca and Jimmy, seeking the best firepower demonstration viewing position, correctly deduced that the safest place to sit would be adjacent to the artillery demo target building.
– Capt D G Dean, SO3 OPAW (Airspace & NAS)

Army newspaper staff also liked:

Armchair generals in Iraq salute the last of Saddam’s summer holiday retreats before it is demolished.
– Capt Chris Macdougall, Assistant National Fleet Manager

These new remote detonating devices, take the hassle out of warfare.
– Capt Gary Jiear, S33 EXCON

“Tell them to drop one hundred, there’s still something standing here.”
– Gene Negro, Project Officer, CSI-WA

Army Jimbo's official guide

Have you seen this man?

Jimbo couldn’t make it to the page this edition. Last time anyone saw him he was muttering something about a Government conspiracy, an elite team of mutant alien shetland sheepdog bounty hunters trying to kill him and maybe having the Wilsons over for Christmas dinner this year.

As far as we can tell he’s skipped out and taken up a job as a 12-year-old’s science project.

Hopefully the sugar (Jimbo gets a bit hyper round Christmas time, what with all the festivities) will have worn off by the start of next year and he’ll be back with us. If not, we’d like to take this opportunity to introduce the newest member of the Army newspaper team, Army ... Jill ... o.

See you next year.