"SAY AGAIN, OVER"
CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, send your entry by e-mail to armynews@defencenews.gov.au (remember to send it sec: unclassified) with caption competition in the subject line. Keep entries under 25 words. Entries will not be accepted after April 16 and must include the sender's name, rank, unit and location with the entry. The winning entry will be published in the April 22 edition.

OUR LAST WINNER
"Cpl Taylor broke the news to Pte Winters that he was deemed Not Yet Competent on the "Playing Chicken with Oncoming Aircraft" section of the driving test."
- Tpr Dan Moretti, 1 Avn Regt.

Army news staff also liked:
"Despite assurances while driving home his coaching job was safe, Richmond coach Danny Frawley still managed to escape unscathed yet again."
- WO2 David O'Reilly, JMA.

"Tower, Crew Van three on taxiway alpha, request change callsign to Convertible1, be advised this vehicle is no longer fitted with an amber flashing light ... oh and pass to the jet behind us that he appears to have some FOD (Foreign Object Damage) on his port wingtip."
- Capt D G Dean, HQ 16 Bde (Avn).

"Flt-Lt Bloggs found that the flight proximity surveillance system does not detect B vehicles."
- Cpl D.M.Martin, School of Armour.