Army - The Soldiers' Newspaper

Only Joking

"SAY AGAIN, OVER"
CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, send your entry by e-mail to armynews@defencenews.gov.au (remember to send it sec: unclassified) with caption competition in the subject line.

Keep entries under 25 words. Entries will not be accepted after April 3 and must include the sender's name, rank, unit and location with the entry. The winning entry will be published in the April 8 edition. The winners will receive a book from the Army History Unit. If you have a high-resolution digital funny or bizarre photograph you would like to see in Say Again, Over, please e-mail it to the above e-mail address. Remember to send it sec: unclassified.

OUR LAST WINNER
"Trainee Bloggs fails his field cooking course, after being constantly reminded not to use latrine shovels when preparing breakfast."
- Lt-Col Dave Buller, DGLD

Army newspaper staff also liked:
PRESENT: "Tpr Smith gets a laugh cooking for the lads ..." FUTURE NEWS HEADLINE: "... Army signs $30 million contract to introduce teflon-coated entrenching tools into service."
- Lt-Col Buller again

"Jamie Oliver's 'Improvised Cooking Special' was a ratings hit!"
- Tpr Dan Moretti, 1 Avn Regt

"But Sir, you said to dig up a couple of eggs."
- Mr Jeff Logue, HQ 1JMOVGP