Army - The Soldiers' Newspaper

Only Joking

"SAY AGAIN, OVER"
CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, send your entry by e-mail to armynews@defencenews.gov.au (remember to send it sec: unclassified) with caption competition in the subject line.

Keep entries under 25 words. The winning entry will be published in the December 18 edition. The winners will receive a book from the Army History Unit. The winners will receive a book from the Army History Unit. If you have a high-resolution digital funny or bizarre photograph you would like to see in Say Again, Over, please e-mail it to the above e-mail address. Remember to send it sec: unclassified.

OUR LAST WINNER
"Due to the current drought conditions, training with the ADF's new weapons system is restricted to one squirt, per man, per day, perhaps."
- WO1 A. Staley, JOSS, CSI-RMV, Bandiana

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- Cpl Kelly Ervin, 103 Sig Sqn

"Lt Dawson now regretted allowing Queer Eye for the Straight Guy full access to the armoury."
- David A. Wright, Army Aviation Centre

"The M4 A6 liquid carbine can take several types of ammunition: water, hydrochloric acid and urine."
- Pte Samuel Evans, 9RQR

"Headline: 'DMO strikes partnership with Toys'R'Us to significantly enhance SF capability in MOUT'."
- Maj Mal Stewart, Amphibious and Afloat Spt Gp