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Only Joking

"SAY AGAIN, OVER"
CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, send your entry by e-mail to armynews@defencenews.gov.au (remember to send it sec: unclassified) with caption competition in the subject line.

COMIC

Keep entries under 25 words. Entries will not be accepted after November 30 and must include the sender's name, rank, unit and location with the entry. The winning entry will be published in the December 4 edition. The winners will receive a book from the Army History Unit. If you have a high-resolution digital funny or bizarre photograph you would like to see in Say Again, Over, please e-mail it to the above e-mail address. Remember to send it sec: unclassified.

OUR LAST WINNER
"Lt Dawson failed to realise that his Jamie Oliver Cooking video, had been taped over by the RAEME recovery mechanics".

- Mr David Wright, Army Aviation Centre

Army news staff also liked:
"An oxy-moron."
- Sgt Daniel Donald, SCMA

"Apply the torch gently mate! Don't wanna burn the edges."
- Sgt Donald again

"I can get a real Bar-B-Q flavour if I get the torch to blow back."
- Maj Chris Hennessy, HQ Land Command Engineers

"You see Dave, Jamie Oliver may be able to work a miracle in a kitchen but out here I do the miracles."
- Pte Peter Smith, 3CSSB

"Can you cut mine diagonally?"
- Sig N. A. Clarke, HQ CATC

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