"Say again, over" Caption Competition


If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, send your entry by e-mail to armynews@defencenews.gov.au (remember to send it sec: unclassified) with caption competition in the subject line.
Keep entries under 25 words.
Entries will not be accepted after August 6 and must include the sender’s name, rank, unit and location. The winning entry will be published in the August 14 edition.
The winners will receive a book from the Army History Unit.
If you have a high-resolution digital funny or bizzarre photograph you would like to see in Say Again, Over, please e-mail it to the above e-mail address. Remember to send it sec: unclassified.

Soldier's Five by Vman

OUR LAST WINNER
And the winner is ...

“The reason for Australia’s withdrawal from Bougainville was found to stem from an unfortunate line dancing incident. We have been asked not to return.”
– Pte Mark Nolan, 8CSSB, who wins a copy of The Third Force.

Army news staff also laughed heartily at:
“Everyone freeze! I think they’ve seen us!” – The Army’s new urban camouflage uniform proved to be not as effective as first thought.
–Lt D.B. Morris, Tp Comd, 11CSR

“Rest, watch now what happens on the command Do Whup Two!”
– WO2 Steve Bovey, 3RAR

And the next three:
“Up there for intensity with rugby union and lawn bowls, the Army interservice bootscooters prepare to take on the Navy and RAAF competition.”

“You’ve heard of the Dili dash for cash, this is the Prance at Loloho for very little dough!”

“Right, before we fly out, I want you all to check the soles of your boots for brass, and when I pass you call out ‘clear’ in a loud voice!”
– all from Maj Trevor Davies, HQ 11 Bde, Townsville

More captions

“Soldiers practice Bougainville drill for the farewell parade.”
– WO2 Kim Vaness, AAvnTC, Oakey

“Your hand is too high, number three, lower your hand, better!”
– WO2 Steve Bovey

“You put your right boot in. You put your right boot out.”
– Capt Guy Lankin, IRR

“Here we were thinking that in the Army you do the military two-step in full uniform, not muck around in public for fun!”
– Kathy Ayres, Keswick Barracks, SA

“This caravan park certainly has a good entertainment schedule”
– Eric Easterbrook, NSW