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"SAY AGAIN, OVER"
CAPTION COMPETITION

If you can think of a clever, witty caption to this picture, send your entry by e-mail to armynews@defencenews.gov.au (remember to send it sec: unclassified) with caption competition in the subject line. Keep entries under 25 words. Entries will not be accepted after July 10 and must include the sender’s name, rank, unit and location. The winning entry will be published in the July 17 edition. The winners will receive a book from the Army History Unit. If you have a high-resolution digital funny or bizzarre photograph you would like to see in Say Again, Over, please e-mail it to the above e-mail address. Remember to send it sec: unclassified.

The Winner will receive a copy of The Australian Army by Dr Al Palazzo, published by Oxford University Press in association with the Australian Army.

In the final edition for 2002, an overall winner will be selected from each edition’s winners and will receive a complete set of the Australian Army History series from Oxford, courtesy of the Army History Unit.

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OUR LAST WINNER
“One of the perks of being appointed CO of 1RAR was that you got to take Septimus home on the weekends.”
– Maj Trevor Davies, 11 Bde, who wins Warrior Poets.

Army news staff also liked:
“For a bride in white she has an awfully long face.”
– Bernie Foy, Defence Security Authority
“Mr Ed could never be trusted to drive the boys home from the boozer.”
– Cpl Greg Poole, AAvnTC
“Hounded by the Paparazzi, Mr Ed makes a run for it.”
– Sgt Glenn Forrest, RMC
“Angora’s parents hated Winston so he turned to Shetland for consolation.”
– Cpl Lisle Goodman, AAvnTC
“The new single-horsepower Volvo fitted with the latest East/West Engine!”
– WO1 Mike Rigby, HQ 4 Bde

More captions

“Next generation of super fuel-efficient, one-horsepower family sedans from Lada being secretly tested in Moscow.”
– Stewart Kennedy, P and EE
“Having shouted insults at other vehicles all morning, by lunchtime he was a little hoarse.”
– Maj Trevor Davies, again.
“Not another word Dave. I was mad to let you negotiate for me in the first place. ‘Bargain’ horsepower, my a....”
– Lt Mark Wilson, 5CER

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